Humor File

             The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for
 the planned Windows 2000:

           1.  Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
           2.  Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
           3.  Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
           4.  Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
           5.  Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.
           6.  Close your eyes and press escape three times.
           7.  Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
           9.  Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)
           10. BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not  responding.
           11.  File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
           12.  Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
           13.  Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
           14.  Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
           15.  WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup.
(PENCIL&PAPER.SYS)
           16.  User Error: Replace user.
           17.  Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software
              titles have been deleted.  The police are on the way.
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