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            Merry Christmas, Amigos

`Tis the night before Christmas, and
All through the casa
Not a creature is stirring.  #193#Caramba!
Que pasa?
The stockings are hung con mucho cuidado
In hopes that St. Nicholas will
feel obligado
To leave a few cosas aqui and alli
For chico y chica (y something for me).
Los ninos are snuggled all safe
in their camas
(Some in vestidos and some in pajamas).
Their little cabezas are full of good things.
They're all esperando lo que Santa
will bring.
But Santa esta at the corner saloon,
Muy borracho since mid-afternoon.
Mama is sitting beside la ventana
Shining her rolling pin para manana,
When Santa returns to his home
zigzaguiando,
Lit up like the Star Spangled
Banner, contando;
And Mama will send him to bed
con a right
Merry Christmas a todos, y a todos
good night!

Anonymous.
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