Humor File

            A man was setting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an
exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young woman entered.   She was so striking
that the man could not take his eyes away from her.   The young woman
noticed his overly-attentive stare & walked directly towards him.

Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the young woman said
to him, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no
matter how kinky, for $100 on one condition."   Flabbergasted, the man asked
what the condition was.    The young woman replied,  "You have to tell me
what you want me to do in just three words."

The man considered her proposition for a moment, withdrew his wallet from
his pocket & slowly counted out five $20 bills, which he pressed into the
young woman's hand.   He looked into her eyes & slowly, meaningfully said,
"Paint my house"
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