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            Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?   

Celebrity Answers -

	Bill Gates:
I have just released the new Chicken 2000, which will both
cross roads AND balance your checkbook, though when it
divides 3 by 2 it gets 1.4999999999.

 	The Bible:
And God came down from the heavens, and said unto the
chicken,  "Thou shalt cross the road."   And the Chicken
crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

	Colonel Sanders:
Huh? I missed one?

	N.Y. Police Department:
Give me an hour with the chicken and we'll have the answer.

	L.A. Police Department:
Give me ten minutes with the chicken and we'll find out.

	Richard M. Nixon:
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did
not cross the road.

	Martin Luther King, Jr.:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross
roads without having their motives called into question. 

	Ernest Hemingway:
To die. In the rain.

	Saddam Hussein:
This was an unprovoked act of agression and we were	quite 
justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. 

	The Pope:
That is only for God to know.

	Oliver Stone:
The question is not "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
but is rather, "Who was crossing the road at the same time
whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken
crossing?" 

	Jerry Seinfeld:
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't
anyone ever think to ask, "What was this chicken doing
walking around all over the place anyway?"

	Dr. Seuss:
     Did the chicken cross the road?
     Did he cross it with a toad?
     Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
     But why it crossed, I've not been told!
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