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After many years in the hitech world as a techie- executive, this guy, let's call him Joe, decides to pack it in. He cashes in his chips and buys himself a little homestead way out in the outback of Arkansas, moves all his wordly posessions there, trashes his modem, and spends his time growing vegetables and fishing. Six months go by. Joe is relaxed and happy, but getting a little lonely, when one day, suddenly there is a knock on his door. He answers it, to find a huge black-bearded gentleman, dressed in the local style. "Well, ah'm your neighbor, Luther, ten miles down the pike, and I walked out here to invite you to a party" says the man. "Cool" says Joe, "I've been getting a little lonely here" "Now thishere's a country party, and they's gonna be some drinkin" "No prob, dude" says Joe "They may be some dancin and carryin on, as we'all don't have many parties hereabout, and when we do, we has us some fun" "Cool" "I do need to warn you, now, quite often they is fightin. Folks gits to drinkin and they git a little vi'lent sometime" "Yo" says Joe, "I guess I can handle myself okay." "Now, I also got to tell you that there does get to be some wild sex, really very wild and vi'lent sex" "Dude!" says Joe, "This is sounding better and better. What should I wear?" "Don't much matter" says Luther, "ain't gone be nobody there but you and me "

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