Humor File

            The Washington Post's Style Invitation asked readers to take any word
from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting or changing one letter,
and supply a new definition.  These are some of the winners and might be the 
funniest things I've received via internet.  Certainly the most valuable.


Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
getting laid.

Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high

Tatyr: A lecherous Mr. Potato Head.

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient
who doesn't get it.

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.

Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really
bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's, like, a
serious bummer.

Glibido: All talk and no action.

Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they
come at you rapidly.

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you
realize it was your money to start with.

Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
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