Humor File

            A priest, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
 
Engineer: "What's with these guys?  We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!"
 
Doctor: "I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!" 
 
Priest: "Hey, here comes the greenskeeper.  Let's have a word with him."
 
Priest: "Say, George, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather
slow, aren't they?"
 
George: "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind firefighters.  They lost their
sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them
play for free anytime."
 
The group was silent for a moment. 
 
Priest: "That's so sad.  I think I will say a special prayer for them
tonight."
 
Doctor: "Good idea.  And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and
see if there's anything he can do for them." 
 
Engineer: "Why can't these guys play at night?"
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