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            Accident at the Guiness brewery
Brenda O'Malley is home as usual, making dinner, when Tim
Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks.
 "I've somethin' to tell ya."
 "Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim.
But where's my husband?"
 "That's what I'm here to be tellin' ya, Brenda. There was an
 accident down at the Guinness brewery..."
 "Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me..."
 "I must, Brenda. Your husband Seamus is dead and gone.
I'm sorry."
Brenda reached a hand out to her side, found the arm of the
rocking chair by the fireplace, pulled the chair to her and
collapsed into it. She wept for many minutes. Finally she looked
up at Tim.
"How did it happen, Tim?"
"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout
and drowned."
"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at
least go quickly?"
"Well, no Brenda......no."
"No?"
"Fact is, he got out three times to pee."
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