Humor File

            Guide to Computer Lingo
LOG ON:  Makin' the wood stove hotter;


LOG OFF:  Don't add no wood;


MONITOR:  Keepin' an eye on the wood stove;


DOWNLOAD:  Gettin' the firewood off the pickup;


MEGAHERTZ:  When yer not careful down loadin';


FLOPPY DISK:  Whatcha git from pilin' too much firewood;


RAM:  The hydraulic thingy that splits the firewood;


HARD DRIVE:  Gettin' home in the winter season;


PROMPT:  What you wish the mail was in the winter;


WINDOWS:  What to shut when it's 15 degrees;


SCREEN:  Whatcha need for the black fly season;


BYTE:  Tha's what the black flies do:


CHIP:  What to munch on;


MICRO CHIP:  What's left in the bottom of the bag;


INFRARED:  Where the left-overs go when Fred is around;


MODEM:  Whatsha did to the hay fields.
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