Humor File

            
 During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a 
fortune
 teller of some local repute.  In a dark and hazy room, peering into 
a
 crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news. 

 "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare 
yourself
 to be a widow.  Your husband will die a violent and horrible death 
this
 year."

 Visibly shaken, Hillary stared at the woman's lined face, then at 
the
 single flickering candle, then down at her hands.  She took a few 
deep
 breaths to compose herself.  She simply had to know.  She met the 
fortune
 teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her question. 

 "Will I be acquitted?"
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