Humor File

            Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions.
One seventy year old man says, "I have this problem.  I wake up every
morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee."
An eighty year old man says, "My case is worse.  I get up at eight and I
sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a
bowel movement."
The ninety year old man says, "At seven I pee like a horse, at eight I
crap like a cow."
"So what's your problem?" asked the others.
"I don't wake up until nine."

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