Humor File

            Subject: Penguins

A penguin is vacationing across America, and while driving 
through Arizona, he notices that the oil pressure gauge is
indicating a problem. So, he gets out to look and notices oil
oozing out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town where he 
stops at the first repair shop.

After dropping the car off, he goes for a walk around town.  He 
sees an ice cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona,
decides that something cold would really hit the spot.  He gets 
a big dish of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat.  Having no 
hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little
 flippers.

He finishes his ice cream and goes back to the mechanic shop. 
He asks the mechanic if he has determined the problem.  The
mechanic looks up and says, "It looks like you blew a seal." 
The penguin replies,  "No, it's just ice cream."
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