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            DEAR LORD:
     SO FAR TODAY, I AM DOING ALL RIGHT. I HAVE NOT GOSSIPED, LOST MY
TEMPER, BEEN  GREEDY, GRUMPY, NASTY, SELFISH OR SELF INDULGENT. I HAVE NOT
WHINED, CURSED  OR EATEN ANY CHOCOLATE. HOWEVER,  I AM GOING TO GET OUT OF
BED IN A FEW  MINUTES AND I WILL NEED A LOT MORE HELP AFTER THAT

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