Think on These
... Things we can learn from dogs:
Run, romp and play daily.
... Ineffective Daily Affirmations:
As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I can get in touch with my Inner Sociopath.
... Quotes to remember:
The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands, but in seeing with new eyes. - Marcel Proust
... Wisdom:
Good news is just life's way of keeping you off balance.
... Did you ever just wonder...:
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "arsteroids"?
... Learn the lingo:
"square headed girlfriend (boyfriend)" computer
... New Latin:
Magister Mundi sum! - I am the Master of the Universe!
... Reported Bumper Stickers:
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
... Signs that went wrong:
We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.
... Sayings:
No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.
... Maxims for the Internet Age:
Don't put all your hypes in one home page.
... Computer Haikus:
Printer not ready.
Could be a fatal error.
Have a pen handy?
... One (or more) liners:
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming hysterically like his passengers.

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