Think on These

Things we can learn from dogs:

Never pretend to be something you're not.

Ineffective Daily Affirmations:

A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem.

Quotes to remember:

If you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

Wisdom:

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

Did you ever just wonder...:

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Learn the lingo:

"elvis year" the peak year of popularity as in "1993 was Barney the dinosaur's elvis year"

New Latin:

Tam exanimis quam tunica nehru fio. - I am as dead as the nehru jacket.

Reported Bumper Stickers:

When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.

Signs that went wrong:

For Sale: Antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

Sayings:

Jesus saves, passes to Moses; shoots, SCORES!

Maxims for the Internet Age:

In Gates we trust (and our tender is legal).

Computer Haikus:

wind catches lily
scatt'ring petals to the wind:
segmentation fault

One (or more) liners:

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

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